1 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:18,020 So, how'd it go? 2 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:25,000 Um... It could have been better, probably. 3 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,420 What do you mean? What happened? 4 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,960 I mean, like, you know, she liked the food. 5 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:33,780 She liked the food? 6 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,300 Yeah. Did you fuck her? 7 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:38,660 No. No. 8 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,660 Why? What happened? What's wrong? 9 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,300 I mean, it's just, uh... 10 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,400 Yeah, I don't think that I was, like, her type. 11 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,660 You're totally her type. 12 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,460 What did you do? Did you blow it? 13 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,160 Uh, yeah, kind of. 14 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:57,380 What did you do? 15 00:00:59,380 --> 00:01:05,440 Well, it was, like, going, you know, good, and, like, she's really hot, and, 16 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:12,260 know, she seemed like she kind of liked me, and then I, um... You what? You 17 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,260 know, I asked if... 18 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,180 If I could come back to her place. 19 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,680 And she said, like, that she would like me to. 20 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:27,160 And then I asked, like, I told her I was cool with, like, doing anal tonight. 21 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,800 Did she want to? 22 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:37,780 No, I said, and she said, like, excuse me. And I said, like, oh, I heard you'd 23 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:38,780 like that. 24 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:42,620 And then she just got up and left. 25 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:47,130 Oh. My God, you can't just, like, say you want to do anal first. 26 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:50,270 Well, I heard that you said that she liked that. 27 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:54,090 That is so not romantic or even right. 28 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:57,130 I wasn't thinking. I just was, like, excited. 29 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,670 You just watched way too much porn. Yeah. 30 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:03,010 You think you can just go straight to the asshole? 31 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:07,650 I just thought that that's what she liked the most because that's what you 32 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:10,590 she was, like, you know, like a... 33 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,670 Pot slut or whatever. 34 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:17,390 I know you were, like, kind of joking, but... You have to warm somebody up. 35 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:23,210 I know. Well, I get that. I just thought that she would think that I was, like, 36 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:27,010 you know, like, a badass or something. 37 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:29,650 Oh, my God. Do I have to teach you everything? 38 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:36,070 I mean, I'm sorry. Like, I really appreciate you setting me up on a date. 39 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,970 she's... Your friend's really hot. 40 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:39,730 I just... But she didn't... 41 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,320 Like, I texted her, and then the text message changed. I think she blocked me, 42 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,100 guess. Oh, my God. 43 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:54,600 Well, maybe I need to teach you how to actually do it. 44 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,500 You don't just do that. 45 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,060 Well, I know that now. 46 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:02,540 What do you mean? 47 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,260 Well, I'm not going to say anything like that. 48 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:09,500 I think... I've got to be more subtle, right? 49 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:16,840 Kind of. Yeah, I think that maybe you should fuck me so you know what to do 50 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:17,840 time. 51 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,000 What? Yeah. 52 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:22,780 We don't have steps this time. 53 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:24,900 Yeah, step. 54 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:31,600 Yeah, but that's not, like, allowed. 55 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,120 It's allowed. 56 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,600 I promise. 57 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,920 You think that's what I need? 58 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,280 I think that's what you need. You need to know. 59 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:41,950 I mean, you're super hot. 60 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:48,210 We're not getting in trouble or anything? 61 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:50,130 Not if you don't tell. 62 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:53,450 I don't tell anybody. 63 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:55,190 Okay, good. 64 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:03,130 It's not even technically illegal or anything, right? 65 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,410 No. 66 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:05,670 We're not even related. 67 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:07,170 Oh, okay. 68 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:21,650 Well, 69 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,030 why would you tell anybody? 70 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,350 You're really big. 71 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,210 Really? 72 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,640 Here, grab my tits. 73 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,300 You're a really good big sister. 74 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,880 Thanks for helping me. 75 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,980 If she's wet, you should let her fuck you. 76 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:20,700 Like that. 77 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:21,820 Oh, wow. 78 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,660 Oh, it's really wet. 79 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:24,920 Mm -hmm. 80 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,900 Oh, you're gonna put it inside now? Mm -hmm. 81 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,120 Oh, it's hot. 82 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,200 Mm -hmm. 83 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:35,940 Oh. 84 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,820 Oh. Oh. 85 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:39,980 What can I... 86 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,240 Soon, but when she comes. 87 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,540 Oh, okay. 88 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,700 Oh, yeah, deep. 89 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,640 That's how you fuck. 90 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:40,260 I feel like I learned a lot. 91 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920 Good. 92 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,520 That's what your stepsister's for. 93 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,280 I think I feel way, way better now. 94 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,260 Good. Me too. 95 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,620 Now I can send you on dates and you know what you're doing.